Friday, April 20, 2012

Thanks for nothing, Padres!

Introductory articles are horse shit, plain and simple.

We could go through a manifesto, raison d'etre, whatever and so forth...but what's the point? We are a blog, and we will be writing about the San Diego Padres. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing worth rambling on about to get you excited.

Right now, I'm watching The Evil Cole Hamels defeat my Padres, have Fox Sports San Diego name him "Player Of The Game", and continue to be a god damned dreamboat. Simply put, it's the same old song and dance I've seen a million times - player disparages the Padres, player comes to town, player succeeds. While popular culture has rammed the idea of the lowly underdog vanquishing his rival down our throats, popular culture is clearly not a Padres fan.

Werth? Sanchez? Hamels? Hamels? Fart. Noise. In each and every instance. Thanks, Padres. Don't you know we've spent the better part of our day gnashing our teeth on the internet?

Fittingly, Orlando Hudson just made the final out of the game. Thanks for nothing.

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